I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents' basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
Confession, I've sinned. I had impure thoughts about you, will you forgive me?
I know you've sinned. Thou shalt not steal… my heart… but you just did.
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
Hey, is this seat saved? No? Are you?
Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home
Lets pray. Please take my hand
I heard Jesus called you, you mind if I do the same?
You remind me of David and his slingshot because you're a knockout.
You might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
For you I would slay TWO Goliaths.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
My parents are home, wanna come over?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
I would like to pray with you
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