The Best Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults
We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want
to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach.
Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime.
Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's
mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line,
sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can
catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're
off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results;
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
I’ve been looking for the perfect chef to cook up a lifetime of happiness with, and I think I’ve found you.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Do you have a fishing rod license because I want to cast my line and catch you.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
Your car's headlights are dimmer than your future prospects, casting a feeble glow on the road ahead.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
