Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
You looked better when I was drunk.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
