You’re the reason my heart feels like it’s wrapped in a cozy Christmas sweater.
Are you a sleigh? Because I’m ready to ride into the holiday season with you.
Can I call you Frosty? Because you just melted my heart.
Are you a Christmas carol? Because you’ve got me singing with joy.
You’re so dazzling, I bet you were the inspiration for the star on top of the tree.
Are you eggnog? Because you’re smooth, sweet, and I can’t get enough of you.
You’re like a Christmas cookie—irresistible and perfectly sweet.
Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’re carrying all my holiday cheer.
Are you a wreath? Because I want you hanging around my door.
Do you have a candy cane? Because you’ve already hooked my heart.
You’re the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
You’re like snow on Christmas morning—magical and rare.
Are you a gift under the tree? Because I’ve been good all year and I deserve you.
You must be the spirit of Christmas because you’ve filled my heart with joy.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because damn that booty's hot.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is your name Comet? Because you just sleighed me with your charm.
Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.
If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I've got you on my nice and naughty list!
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any panties.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
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