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" You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar. "
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At least when I do I don't have to drug them.
By: Phil
on 19 Jan 2015
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Atleast I can afford a calendar.
By: Brooke
on 13 Dec 2014
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at least i can lose fat, but you can't lose stupid
By: Smooth Custard
on 13 Oct 2015
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The only date you'll ever get is with your cousin.
By: Muster up something
on 17 Jun 2017
The only dates you get are from a tree
By: Tusk
on 06 Jan 2019
Well at least I could afford a calendar
By: Jewelmaster
on 28 Jun 2018
Shame you can't even get dates from either a fruitstand or a calendar.
By: Gamer
on 02 Mar 2019
the only dates you get are from your egyptian hooker who brings them as snacks on "Fun night"
By: sOME fAG
on 31 Aug 2015
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The only date you have is the one your face looks like (the wrinkly fruit)
By: kittynotacat
on 17 Feb 2015
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Can we arrange a date where I get to humiliate you in public
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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roses are red, monsters are green, look in a mirrior you'll see what i mean
By: Roaster #1
on 13 Mar 2023
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I like donkeys
By: Someone
on 23 Feb 2024
By: your so ugly that when ur mom went to north korea it went south
on 29 Oct 2017
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