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" You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad. "
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In your case, a king size mattress and a maxi pad is not food. Get that thing out of your mouth
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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At least i hit puberty and got my period bitch
By: Alex J
on 20 Feb 2016
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I can loose weight plastic surgery can't even fix that 😱😱😱
By: Sugarandspice
on 19 Dec 2015
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At least I'm not lazy and sleep on it all day like you
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 06 Feb 2016
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And I bet you use a king size matress instead of a maxi pad
By: swagman
on 08 Feb 2016
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