That is pretty funny but so was your mom's face when she found out the condom didn't work
By: ... :/ on 22 Jul 2015
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So is yours but no one laughs at it.
By: LolComebacks on 25 Jan 2015
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yeah, but my favorite one is yours! now thats a funny joke!
By: Froggy on 12 Feb 2015
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Life is all about making jokes and mistakes. But you just abuse the privilage
By: Tusk on 06 Jan 2019
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Are you sure the joke isn't your life, your existence, and your stupidity all at once?
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019
at least my life was happy yours wasnt happy to bad
By: hi on 05 Sep 2016
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I didn't order a pepperoni pizza and your insult is 30 minutes late so if it takes that long for you to come up with something so bad, no wonder your broke. (Pizza delivery joke meant for people with pimples and bad comebacks).
By: Umm, no. on 05 Mar 2015
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Dude, why are you insulting yourself?
By: Chinny on 09 Jun 2015
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Its alright you were born on the motorway and you were one of the accidents
By: Harry on 05 Dec 2014
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My life may be a joke but at least I'm not a failure at life like you.
By: Muster up something on 26 Aug 2017
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ur just a mistake ur dads condom broke && that's how u were born
By: nope on 04 Jan 2015
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Your so stupid, you tripped over a wireless phone.
By: Bambi on 22 Nov 2014
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Well you were born in the wrong place at the wrong time with a mental disfunction meaning that your past, present and future and everyone in you life one big huge joke
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
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Well you were born with a mental disfunction meaning that your past, present and future and everyone in your life are all one big huge joke
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
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