Why don't you wear one to keep your dick warm in winter so it doesn't shrivel up and become smaller than it already is(comeback for boys)
Yeah I think you need to go to the toilet more because you're full of shit(comeback for girls)
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
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You're as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
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i've been called worst than that ... your friend
By: anna on 25 May 2015
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At least it's better than no condom at all. Oh wait- isn't that you?
By: i really don't have time for this on 21 Jun 2017
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Yeah and you're proof that normal condoms can be as useless as knitted ones.
By: Muster up something on 26 Aug 2017
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What are paper or plastic
By: Yo mama on 26 Oct 2022
You ARE useless
By: CaptainCommando on 11 Apr 2015
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By: Lol on 27 Jun 2015
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Useless as tits on a nun.
By: J2P2 on 31 Oct 2016
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Atleast I'm not paper
By: Yo mama on 26 Oct 2022
For boys :
No doubt you need a satnav to find your dick
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