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" You only annoy me when you're breathing. "
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Well thank god I'm not you then
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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You're breathing is the most annoying sound in the world, it makes Lloyd Christmas jealous
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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DUDE ARE YOU DEAF YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCING DYING FLAMINGO
By: ANDY
on 06 Apr 2017
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Every Word you say faith in humanity decreases 2%
By: oof
on 09 Oct 2017
You annoy me when you are living
By: Hi
on 22 Mar 2020
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Yeah too bad i'll never be as good at it as you.
By: Rai
on 11 Sep 2015
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Get some thicker skin.
By: Gamer
on 02 Mar 2019
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Student: My head hurts when I breathe. Teacher: So stop breathing!!!!
By: Amanda Mez
on 25 Sep 2019
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and U annoy me when ur breathing, eating, sleeping, talking, basically your existsnce annoys me.
By: hayley
on 31 Jan 2015
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where u born on a highway? because thats where most accidents happen
By: non ya
on 18 May 2018
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