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" You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone. "
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Yah but I would never fall for you
By: Tom
on 09 Nov 2012
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If being stupid was a crime then you should be sentenced to death
By: mac
on 02 Sep 2016
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Well duh I'd trip, there's a bloody phone in my way!
By: Vdawg
on 11 Jun 2016
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And I would step on that unfortunate phone which seems to be yours
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a suPer market. And starved to death
By: Awesomesauce
on 13 Dec 2012
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You're so stupid that you actually think it's possible to trip over a cordless phone
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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Oh yea? Well your momma's so stupid she got locked ou of her motorcycle.
By: Anthony
on 21 May 2012
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Your mama is so fat, she ran over Burger King, tripped on McDonald's and landed on Wendy's
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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PUT THE PHONE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT AND I WON'T HAVE TO, WILL I ????
By: Ills
on 15 Apr 2013
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Oh yea? Well your momma's so stupid she got locked out of her motorcycle.
By: Anthony
on 21 May 2012
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Yes, anyone would if it stood in there way unseen. It doesn't have to have a cord dumbass.
By: Jessamine
on 25 Jun 2014
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At least I know you tripped over a cordless phone. Twenty times.
By: randomguy123
on 15 Dec 2014
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Wow, you can tell the future? Thanks!
By: RandomPerson
on 25 Mar 2014
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Wow, thanks for telling me. What's the experience?
By: Cenon
on 23 Jun 2016
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why dont you take that cordlessphone and shove it .
By: kap
on 22 May 2013
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Your mammas so fat when she walks into a sea life centre all the whales start singing " we are family "
By: Max
on 24 Feb 2013
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