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" The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. "


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Yeah-- Your parents gave birth to you. Ruinec half my life. Also-- you had children. Now there's duplicates of your annoying ass. Ruined the rest of my life.
By: InYoAssBitch on 05 Mar 2015
 
 
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this joke is funny if you don't think about it for too long
By: testpilot on 15 Apr 2015
 
 
so true... I have no idea why I said that. I am still on my first half!
By: luke on 22 Jan 2013
 
 
i hate you btw im still a kid and i love my parents and i want children i know its hard but its worth it
By: potatoLOL on 28 Apr 2016
 
 
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