" Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology. "

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Your momma definitely wasn't apologizing when my thick piece of wood blew something down her windpipe.

By: genome on 15 Jul 2014

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And some where out there is a prostitute working tirelessly to provide you shelter, I think you owe your mum some gratitude.

By: Angel's Son on 02 Jun 2016

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The only apology I owe is for talking to you

By: Tusk on 07 Jan 2019

Yeah and I deserve it and you don't

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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I'd prefer to have words with the tree that's waisting it's oxygen on you and tell it not to bother.

By: IW on 22 Nov 2016

The only apology I owe is to your mum i made her give birth to you

By: Hiishotyourmum on 16 Sep 2015

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I think you owe the sponges who actually created the oxygen an apology, and also the teachers who taught this subject.

By: My iq is 130. on 20 Oct 2014

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plz if you were that tree i would do whatever over and over and over again cuz you a gy fking ss tree who sucks long cck.

By: bott on 06 Apr 2017

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You didn't even read the science textbook. Go back to 3rd grade, kiddo.

By: UnNamed on 30 May 2015

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Because talking to trees is perfectly sane behavior. Berk.

By: JC on 07 Jul 2015

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Since when you have a sick?

By: Cj on 29 Aug 2014

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Ur so ugly that when u were born, ur mom asked for a refund

By: Amaan Khan on 18 Feb 2016

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Yasssss the treeeeee keeps u aliiiiiiive gurl so R-E-S-P-Ehhhhh-C-T man

By: Barbie on 02 Feb 2015

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