Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

And you'll never be the pedo your uncle was!

By: Wookie on 21 Apr 2012

30

8 22

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

By: The Man with No Name on 06 Aug 2015

16

4 12

Your mom's chest hair would be enough to make me a beard worthy of a real man.

By: CupkakGamr on 04 Oct 2015

9

4 5

Shut up, you'll never be the woman your father was

By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016

8

4 4

all i wanted was some fried chicken

By: bonnafaquisha on 05 Jan 2013

9

5 4

That's coming from someone who (looks/sounds) like a kid who didn't hit puberty yet.

By: Unknown on 22 Apr 2016

6

3 3

You wil never even be a real kid cause you're dead to your parents, because you are only the cum your mom should have swallowed.

By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014

13

10 3

Even though you and hitler r similar there's a difference. Hitler knew when to kill himself but you didn't

By: mac on 06 Sep 2016

4

2 2

If I had three bullets and a gun and were stuck in a room with you, Hitler, and a terrorist, I'd shoot you three times

By: Not Gonna Happen on 24 Apr 2016

6

4 2

At least my Mum loves me

By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016

4

2 2

your mama so short when she takes drugs she cant get high!

By: gocu25 on 11 May 2015

9

7 2

At least I have a mom that does not toss me aside on a deserted road where I am left abandoned with no shelter

By: Hi on 22 Feb 2020

1

Shut up you'll never be the human everyone else is

By: Intellectual handiwork on 08 Sep 2016

2

1 1

Great, we have some things in common

By: Tusk on 05 Jan 2019

1

IM SORRY THAT UR MOM IS A MAN NEFFA

By: urMOM on 08 Nov 2012

5

4 1

And you'll always be the woman your father was.

By: MonkeySlayer94 on 06 Jun 2023

At least I don't block the sun when I walk.

By: Skylar -04 on 23 May 2017

1

Did I hear something oh yeah it your dignety leaving

By: bitch plzzz on 21 Mar 2015

6

7 -1

OH EM GEEEEEEEEEE YOU RATCHET

By: Mandingo on 05 Jan 2013

7

9 -2

oh yes i did honeybooboo child

By: Denzael Washington's Mama on 05 Jan 2013

4

6 -2

What

By: James Maas on 04 Sep 2014

4

6 -2

i wike toitles

By: toitles on 05 Jan 2013

5

8 -3

my mom's a women you idiot

By: K.L on 22 Dec 2015

4

9 -5

why?

By: mynameisBlahBlahKaboom on 22 Aug 2014

3

9 -6

At least I wasn't person who got a sex change like you did.

By: Bitch pleasE!!! on 21 Jan 2015

5

11 -6

Shut up. You'll never even become a man!

By: Mankind's Hero on 01 Jun 2013

6

14 -8

My mum isn't a man you retard, seems like you're ashamed to be the child of your's

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

2

11 -9

Who r you meant to be a clown?

By: Alex Huddson on 13 Dec 2014

3

12 -9

And you'll never be the man justin beiber was.

By: Fg on 29 Jan 2013

4

28 -24

Go practice being ugly and stupid somewhere else

By: Big Daddy Tony on 05 Jan 2013

3

1 2

uh bish i am all dat and a bucket of fried chicken 3

By: MissOprah on 05 Jan 2013

4

1 3

kys fegs

By: HowToKYS on 11 Sep 2016

1

HAHA

By: Anonymous on 27 Dec 2015

1

your mums mine

By: big dick dylan. on 01 Feb 2018

Atleast my mom got some balls, unlike you.

By: THE G on 27 Aug 2015

2

ha ha lol and XD

By: gocu25 on 11 May 2015

2

Unlike yours fathers do not get pregnent

By: Dee on 22 May 2013

1

2 -1

Nice!!! I'm totally gonna use that really soon!

By: ToCoolForYou! on 30 Sep 2013

2

3 -1

kys fegs

By: HowToKYS on 11 Sep 2016

1

2 -1

BURNNNN!!!!

By: makayla on 23 Nov 2012

2

3 -1

the best!!!!!

By: cooldude123 on 28 Feb 2012

2

3 -1

the best!!!!!

By: cooldude123 on 28 Feb 2012

2

3 -1

OH EM GEEEEEE WHAT DO SHE GOT ON SHE RATCHET HI AMELA HI MOM I LOVE U GUYS - MANDINGO OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG IM ON TV HI HI HI HI wheres oprah

By: lolbucket on 05 Jan 2013

2

4 -2

Aw lawd emina what'd you get us into

By: MissOprah on 05 Jan 2013

1

3 -2

i dont holla

By: LATOYA on 05 Jan 2013

1

3 -2

HILARIOUSSSS

By: megan on 11 Jan 2012

2

4 -2

HILARIOUSSSS

By: megan on 11 Jan 2012

2

4 -2

I don't understand any

By: llamapie on 02 Feb 2013

1

3 -2

the best:)

By: mmmmmmm on 08 Nov 2012

1

3 -2

you big jack ass

By: debbie on 22 Jul 2013

1

3 -2

Ok that made me shit a brick!!

By: Kerri on 01 Jun 2012

1

3 -2

ohhh hell no...

By: Taylor <3 on 11 Nov 2012

1

3 -2

hahaha shit my pants

By: spencer on 28 Feb 2012

1

3 -2

excuse me did you just fart?

By: skye on 13 Dec 2012

1

4 -3

AMELA IM SUMMONING U WHERE ARE U

By: Mandingo on 05 Jan 2013

2

5 -3

Oprah girl i dont like u girl you think you all that and a bucket of fried chicken girl bye

By: Tyra Banks on 05 Jan 2013

2

5 -3

" Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. "

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