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" Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. "
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You talk enough shit when you're awake, I'd rather you'd shut up completely and just took the sleeping pill.
By: Swagmuffin
on 04 Jul 2016
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It bad enough to to shit the bed...but your mum was laying next to u at the time...that's cold!
By: Chris
on 06 Apr 2016
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