" Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout? "

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Are you calling me fat?

By: Batman on 05 Feb 2015

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Sorry, I don't workout

By: Silver on 28 May 2015

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D'you know it takes an hour of rigorous sex to burn off the calories from 5 pieces of chocolate? On that note, eat the whole box. I've got plans for you tonight.

By: AndHisNameIsJohnCena on 10 Nov 2015

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They say kissing is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?

By: carlie on 20 Oct 2017

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Bitch, If i wanted to workout with you? We'd just have sex!

By: Daddy on 28 Jul 2015

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This is hawt

By: BBFF on 28 Jun 2014

WHat?

By: Lover?no on 20 Oct 2016

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" Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout? "

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