" If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards. "

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I wouldn't say that knowing your face is already planted on every baboons ass .

By: Delicious Taco on 11 Jul 2015

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Thanks, because I am trying to look like you right now

By: Hi on 04 Feb 2020

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At least mine can actually stand me or stand you for a matter of fact.

By: Let's not talk about that on 01 Oct 2017

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At least the the Dog doesn't look like you though

By: Hai on 18 Mar 2017

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If your dog had brains like mine, it would have to walk backwards and drag them.

By: pure sassss on 06 Jun 2014

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If you want to be prettier,cut a hole in the seat of your trousers and learn to walk backwards.

By: pure sassss on 06 Jun 2014

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best jokes

By: fred on 19 Nov 2015

what happens when the baboon ask for his bum back what are you going to do for mask

By: fred on 19 Nov 2015

Its from Sandlot, a baseball movie

By: Yeah on 19 Jan 2018

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Is that an Amazing World Of Gumball reference?

By: Some Random Guy on 20 Jul 2017

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