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" If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport! "
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There would only be one plane and you'd be the pilot
By: Oooooh Burn!!!!
on 11 Nov 2014
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If stupid comments were a fruit, your mind would be considered an orchard
By: Spenny180
on 23 Aug 2015
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If your bullshit was like a book, then you would make a library
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
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well your an expert pilot
By: hi
on 05 Sep 2016
Why don't you organise a flight and rocket fart to planet retards
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
And your the best pilot
By: Connor
on 25 Nov 2014
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And your the only plane
By: Jk
on 14 Nov 2013
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There'll be fart all over the place
By: Kap
on 22 May 2013
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Yea just remember your also in this airport
By: Jokkes
on 25 May 2013
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You're defiantly being one too. Off to the airport!
By: RandomPerson
on 25 Mar 2014
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Yeah I know. Only if I step away.
By: LazaMonsta
on 26 Dec 2012
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Your so fat that you take a bath in the ocean and the whales would be your rubber duckys.
By: peri peri
on 19 Oct 2014
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that is what your mum said when dhe first saw you
By: alfie hunt
on 11 Jul 2014
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but you would be the only plane!
By: affsa
on 31 Dec 2012
thats the same thing i said when i saw your mom
By: daneele
on 02 Jul 2013
An airport that's been abandoned several years ago...
By: Nobody
on 09 Sep 2014
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