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" I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you. "
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Sweetheart, I wasn't born with enough fists to push into your ugly ass face.
By: Not Enough Fists
on 23 Sep 2015
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Sorry I didn't hear you over all the crap in your mouth
By: Seek
on 15 Jan 2016
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Your ugliness is the reason why people commit suicide
By: mac
on 02 Sep 2016
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Well, there's not enough middle fingers in this world to tell you how I feel about you.
By: love
on 19 May 2015
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i was not born with with enough penises to let you know how i feel about your wide ass mouth
By: p p
on 01 Nov 2016
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5
Take those three out of your ass and just might.
By: Thou
on 02 Jun 2015
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Shut up! youll never be the man your mother is
By: Ass_Licker
on 12 Sep 2016
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I'm sorry, but I didn't hear you. There's too many middle fingers in your mouth!
By: Chinny
on 09 Jun 2015
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what the hell was that i can eat a bowl of althabet soup and shit out a smarter insult than that
By: zac
on 02 Apr 2015
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Sweetheart, I wasn't born with enough fists to push into your ugly ass face.
By: Not Enough Fists
on 23 Sep 2015
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You are so ugly that the doctor slapped your mother when you where born
By: Ass_Licker
on 13 Sep 2016
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Your Mother is so stupid that she sold her car for gasoline
By: Ass_Licker
on 13 Sep 2016
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Well two is all I need cause you're not worth it or anything for that matter
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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I sadly was not born with hands so I can get a gun and kill you
By: oof
on 09 Oct 2017
ur so ugly that when u looked in the pond, the police officer said "hey! no littering"
By: ADASDDASDASDSAD XD
on 26 Mar 2020
What a shame you weren't born with any brains.
By: Muster up something
on 14 Jun 2017
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Oh, you're thinking? That's new
By: why dude
on 27 Nov 2016
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Ive taken wet shits that looked more appealing then you
By: Kacey
on 14 Oct 2016
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
By: EmmaH
on 30 May 2015
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Sorry Dear,I dont have enough middle fingers to tell you have I feel
By: Ass_Licker
on 12 Sep 2016
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i hope you break your middle finger cause now the middle finger shows how it feels how about you
By: hi
on 05 Sep 2016
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Honey, the smartest thing I've heard that came out of your moth was a penis.
By: Natasha
on 03 May 2015
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And I wasn't born with enough fists to let you know how I feel about you.
By: asskicker3
on 10 Apr 2015
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I dont have enough middle fingers to tell you how I feel
By: Ass_Licker
on 13 Sep 2016
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Your mother should have swallowed instead of conceiving and waiting 9 months to give birth to a giant turd.
By: Ultimate
on 14 Feb 2017
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yet I don't care, I see
By:
on 19 Mar 2017
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you jerks are jerks
By: muscle man
on 01 Apr 2015
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