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" I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
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Unless you want me to feel like the complete shit you're telling me I'd rather not.
By: Swagmuffin
on 04 Jul 2016
I feel sorry for people who do drink and wake up with their car in the trunk of a car filled with corpses.
By: C. Mage
on 04 Aug 2016
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When drinkers wake up, that is as sober as they will feel all day
By: Femalien
on 06 May 2023
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