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" Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? "
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sorry bud..roads closed till further notice
By: :b
on 30 Nov 2008
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maybe. keep walking and you'll reach the door.
By: cah rayy zayy
on 20 Jan 2009
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Nope it will just lead u straight to my fist were u will kiss it and it willlead to pain
By: noneofyourbusiness
on 04 Mar 2015
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If u keep on going straight you'll find a sign that says taken
By: King JJ
on 23 Nov 2007
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No, this road will take to the nearest hospital.
By: John
on 04 Aug 2009
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Not with a pick-up line like that.
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 10 Sep 2010
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No, but you'll reach the one inch club where you belong!
By: Psychedellicereal
on 02 Apr 2009
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No that actually goes straight to my asshole, but your more than welcome to kiss it.
By: Whitney
on 27 Feb 2008
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no but you will reach my fist
By: jasamin
on 18 Jul 2011
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Yeah or maybe you could just crawl back under the rock you've been living in.
By: anonymous
on 28 Oct 2017
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Nope it just leads to a door see
By: Briethedoggy
on 29 Nov 2015
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No, Actually You Will Go Right Past Me.
By: Katie
on 16 Oct 2014
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haha lyk!!!
By: rhealyn
on 26 Sep 2011
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Umm..... if you want to reach the bathroom just ask three doors down on your left
By: abadon
on 19 Feb 2016
Damn most of you people are bitches
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i said this to my mum and she called me a cheeky boy and she said maybe you down further and we did
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