Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine.
The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server.
The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
When the maid found my lottery ticket she really cleaned up.
A yak is the star of an animal talk show.
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
I tried to get friendly with the archer's daughter, butt after he threatened to clout and nock me about, I decided to bow out.
A ship's captain is a sails manager.
An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.
Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu.
Sick fish go to the sturgeon.
Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.
The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions.
Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented.
If I had it to do all over again, I'm sure I would overdo it.
Optometrists live long because they dilate.
John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
Any type of criticism would aggregate the builder including constructive criticism.
