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Funny Puns - Part 36

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.
My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom. He is my Father in Loo.
The editor really took a lot out of my manuscript. He cut a great dele.
Semaphore was flagged away as a form of communication decades ago.
I told the knight that I could knock him out of his saddle. Of course, I was speaking in joust.
New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses.
A cannonball is a party for artillerymen.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind.
I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner.
I control the weeds in my lawn with the help of my friend, Herby Side.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Cloning is a nil conceived idea.
I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.
When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.
A trick-or-treat route is a fright path.

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The new jail tunnel was a runaway success. Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance. My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom. He is my Father in Loo.