Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses.
A cannonball is a party for artillerymen.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind.
I bought a computer from The Nero Company. It comes with a CD/Rome burner.
I control the weeds in my lawn with the help of my friend, Herby Side.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Cloning is a nil conceived idea.
I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.
When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.
A trick-or-treat route is a fright path.
When the ornithologist gave his neighbor the bird he went into flight mode.
In an effort to smooth things over and resolve their differences one gladiator said to the other, 'Let's bury the hatchet and go clubbing'.
A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs.
My foul language has become routine. It is par for the cuss.
I am always sad when I go to the dentist, so I put on music and listen through my blue tooth headphones.
Shakespeare spent so much time at the Globe Theater because he was bored of Avon.
