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When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted.
A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment.
Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked.
The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.
When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.
That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.
I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor.
After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.
Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'
Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.
The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever.
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
High school grammar books are parse for the course.
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.
A red blood count is a communist vampire.
'Because' is a word to the whys.
November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
