Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
I can't grow hair on the side of my face. I guess I just don't have the chops.
In plumbing,a straight flush is better than a full house
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.
What did the kid say when his mother poured oatmeal on him? "How can you be so gruel?"
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully.
If a Greek deity tried on your jacket it would be Titan uncomfortable.
A man noted for telling puns was locked into a dark closet, and told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation. He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!"
I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.
The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? -- Tennish.
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
