Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Claribell was so allergic to natural fibres that he had to make his clown suit entirely out of polyjester.
The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot.
The mass murderer was always grumpy. He was a surly ol' killer.
Tire stores are highway rubbery.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
A butter is an angry goat.
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
The land where movies are made is called reel estate.
I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
