Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a blind person cry tears of despair.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a football jersey? Because I’d love to wear your number.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!
Baby a weh u get dah bumpa deh?
