Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
You must be a cast, because you've set my broken heart.
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
