Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'd like to clean your plasma conduits.
My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.
My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.
Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?
I've got something big in my torpedo tube.
Mi love yuh more than cook food
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
You're quite the catch, baby.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Forget warp speed, let's just go on impulse..
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Wanna breach my wrap core?
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Your eyes look Spocktacular!
