Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)
Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Klingon: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)
Your treat or mine?
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Want to hold my shaft?
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
