Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Girl. Let me be your imam.
You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.
Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
I'm Wesley crushing on you
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Will you let your feet become the Jannah for my children?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Lower your shields and let me into your heart.
I am no Will Wheaton, but I've got a Crusher on you.
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
Do you go to church? Because you're the answer to my prayers!
