Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone way better than you.
A crow is a four-letter bird.
I'd let you cross my border.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
