Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Are you a medical license? Because you're proof that perfection exists.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
What happens if I blow on your antenna?
Are you a hospital bed? Because I'd rest easy with you by my side.
I have a good feeling about you.
I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
