Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
What do you call a big Irish spider? -- A Paddy long legs.
Your so cute its distracting.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
How does every Irish joke start? -- By looking over your shoulder.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Your body is in screaming affluence!
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
