Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your so cute its distracting.
Let me roll up your rim.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it's stuffed
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
I perform best when I'm wet.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
I'd love to be your final destination.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
You are the roux to my veloute.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
