Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do you call two gay Irish men? -- Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
I can't be fired. Slaves are sold!
