Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
Your so cute its distracting.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Where's your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
You should search for someone with the same values.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
