Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Your so cute its distracting.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
The Irish way - Now don't be talking about yourself while you're here. We'll surely be doing that after you leave.
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
