Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why do skeletons drink milk? - To help their bones!
I want to give you olive my love.
The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.
What's a skeletons favorite part of the house? - the living room
When Jesus entered Jerusalem, people waved palm branches because they were being frondly.
When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened.
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? - Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Superfluous refers to a bad case of the flu.
When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
Why watch fireworks outside when the real magic is happening right here with you?
Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? - He's all bone & no muscle.
What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents? Santa pause
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
