Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you on the rocks tonight, or am I the only one falling hard here?
Why is a ghost such a messy eater? - Because he is always a goblin.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
I'm not a CPR dummy, but I'd let you practice some mouth-to-mouth
I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
Forget Google, check out MY doodle!
Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?
I love anatomy...especially yours.
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
You’re the missing ingredient in my life.
You’re like my favorite drink: a little sweet, a little strong, and totally unforgettable.
You’re like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? - A toasty ghosty.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
Your car's suspension is as stiff as a corpse, providing a bone-shattering experience that leaves passengers longing for the sweet embrace of death.
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.
