Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
Jah know, baby, mi woulda deh wid yuh enuh
I hope our love is like a GSP fight. It never ends.
I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.
Aye thickazz a suh you body big like dough, you cya mek mi spread you out inna mi bed!
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
Come over to my place and I'll show you me Lucky Charms.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
The voices like your skin.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
Hey chef, can I be your taste tester for the night?
Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
I've seen roadkill that's more appealing than your sorry excuse for a face, you monstrosity.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?
Some days I wish you were like a flight just so I can be the one to catch you up.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Your ugliness is so all-encompassing, it's a wonder that mirrors don't shatter in your presence.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
