Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? - He was all bite and no bark.
Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.
you're so Monet and you don't even know it
Hey girl, I don't need a website to know that you're my perfect Match.
What's a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
Your car's exterior is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep tears of agony.
Hey chef, do you have any tips for cooking up the perfect romance?
You could serve me anything, and it would still pale in comparison to your smile.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
