Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Are you a football cleat? Because you’ve left an impression on my heart.
Are you a charter boat? Because being with you feels like the adventure of a lifetime.
Are you a horse? Because you’ve galloped into my thoughts.
You must be a light switch, because you’ve turned me on.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
Let's go see how this fairy tale ends.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.
I'm not going to be the only credit whore tonight!
Wanna hold the priesthood?
It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.
Are you a football punt? Because you’ve caught my attention and I can’t look away.
Are you a rainbow trout? Because you’ve added color to my world.
You must be organic, because you’re all-natural perfection.
Are you a socket? Because I’m plugged into you.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
Look at all that fertile land waiting for me.
