Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
You look sexy even in layers.
Can you please be the Treble to my clef?
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
Are you a power surge? Because you’re overwhelming.
Are you double-entry accounting? Because you’re a perfect match for me.
Are you a plumber’s torch? Because you’ve welded yourself to my heart.
Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
I think must have found the Romance section...
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
Let me take meowt on a date
Do you have a circuit breaker? Because you just turned me on.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
You’ve got me doing emotional audits, and every line points to loving you.
You must be a basin wrench, because you’re perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!
Old skiers go downhill fast.
