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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 2
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Your face makes onions cry.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
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