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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 2
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Your mother hasn't smiled since the car accident. By that I mean the moment you were conceived in the back seat.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
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