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Gut Busting Fat Insults and Roasts - Part 2
Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.
Best Fat Roasts
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
You're so fat, your belly button has its own zip code.
You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
You look like a before picture.
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.
Your body is so repulsive, it's like a walking advertisement for obesity.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational field that repels any form of attractiveness.
You're so fat, your double chin has its own gravitational pull.
The mere sight of you is enough to make anyone lose their appetite.
I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"
You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.
Looking at you is like witnessing the aftermath of a buffet massacre.
Your neck is so fat that I can't tell where your jaw line is.
You're so fat, you leave a trail of grease wherever you go, like a slimy slug.
You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.
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