Short & Funny Quotes
You know those quotes that make you smile, the funny ones that no one seems to remember, yeah them. We have those funny quotes and many more so come and explore those moments and many more.The Best Funny Quotes
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women across the country.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Wal-mart do they like make walls there?