Short Jokes about Women. Sure, women can be a bit sensitive, but it's just a joke right? Be prepared to dodge plates, knives or maybe even the kitchen sink. It better be funny.
For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
What's 6 inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy? $100 bill
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How are women and tornadoes alike? -- They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? -- About 30 lbs!
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? -- They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How do you blind a woman? -- You put a windshield in front of her.
What do you call a letter from a feminist? -- Hate male.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes
