We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What happens to a turkey on Thanksgiving? It gets the stuffing knocked in to it.
How do you keep Thanksgiving Day guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har- VEST.
What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Shanksgiving.
Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
Let's play pilgrims and native americans; I'll lure you over under false pretenses and we'll feast.
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.
