We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
Why did the Pilgrims sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
How did they send the turkey through the mail? Bird class!
Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? Pil-grimace.
What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim? Pilgrim Reaper.
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? Gobbleheads.
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
