We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
Mother turkey to her disobedient child? "If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!"
