The internet has provided us with limitless tech jokes, from IT departments, tech support and programmers, users never cease to amaze us and entertain us.
The Best Tech Jokes
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
I changed my password to 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say 'Your password is incorrect'.
A DHCP packet walks in a bar asks for a beer, waiter says ok but I'll need it back in an hour.
DNS is the root of all problems.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol
An SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
