The internet has provided us with limitless tech jokes, from IT departments, tech support and programmers, users never cease to amaze us and entertain us.
Calculus and drinking alcohol do not mix. So, don't drink and derive.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? -- Because they can't C#
How do you catch an Ether Bunny? -- With an Ethernet.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.
A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through all the doors and windows at once.
My New Years resolution is 4k.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.
Why do they call it hyper text? -- Too much JAVA.
8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks 'What will it be?' One of them says, 'Make us a double.'
If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
An SQL statement walks into a bar, approaches two tables, and asks 'may I join you?'
I changed my password to 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say 'Your password is incorrect'.
Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'
An SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol
DNS is the root of all problems.