The internet has provided us with limitless tech jokes, from IT departments, tech support and programmers, users never cease to amaze us and entertain us.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
