Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Gardeners always know the ground rules.
When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.
In some places fog will never be mist.
I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.
Did you hear about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident.
A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
What is the difference between a miser and a canary? One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.
I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.
Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast? His Ass was Dragon
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A milk dud (or an udder failure).
I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.
What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid
What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail? Wherewolf
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
