Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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All births are an Emergency.
What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are inseine.
Does "Quasimodo" ring a bell? I had a hunch it would
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. (G. Carlin)
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
What you seize is what you get.
Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Cannibals like to meat people.
