Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama. Am I a playgiarist?
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
When does a boat show affection? When it hugs the shore.
Dockyard: A physician's garden.
