Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.
What did the painter say to the wall? "One more crack and I'll plaster you!"
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.
What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? A smart ass which knows it all.
What do you get when you pour cement on a burglar? A hardened criminal.
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
