Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music?
He crashed while rowing his boat and suffered a broken scull.
I tried hard to get into vexillology, but, in the end, had to flag it away.
When I got the bill for the engine rebuild, I blew a gasket!
I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
The Crimean cannibal loved Tatar tots.
Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency. It was a clan destine operation.
Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
I told the psychiatrist that I was afraid of strangers talking about the founder of stoicism. He said I had zenophobia.
I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.
That podiatrist is very sneaky. Give him an arch, he will take a foot.
He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.
A synthesis is an essay about transgressions.
My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor.
Philosophers are very Hume-orous people.
A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad.
Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.
Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.
