Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.
I was nervous before hernia surgery. My stomach was in knots.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If electricity comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from morons?
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
Is a big book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The radio station that played particularly good music was a rare medium, well-done.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Australian beer is made out of kangaroo hops
Pornography? We don't even have a pornograph!
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
