Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars.
Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays.
The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Parking - an average sovereign.
The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
The average ghost is mean spirited.
What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.
Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI.
Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.
Each time I tried shooting blindfolded I found it an aimless pursuit.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson.
I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
