Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
A good acupuncture is a jab well done.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!!
Me'a skeptic? I trust you have proof
To learn about paranoids, follow them around.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes
