Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.
I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
A good acupuncture is a jab well done.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!!
Me'a skeptic? I trust you have proof
To learn about paranoids, follow them around.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes
When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
