Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
Clement Moore was tying his tie before going to Christmas Eve service. He said, 'Twas the knot before Christmas.'
When a fellow in Venice was planning a party, he asked his wife if they should invite Othello. She said, 'Sure, the Moor the merrier.'
Religious vultures prey for their food.
The punctual zombie was undead on time.
Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel? To stave off hunger.
To vulcanize is to become like Spock.
A seal has a ball at the circus.
What top does an astronaut wear to the moon? Apollo shirt.
I searched for designer compression stockings. My wife says it is because I'm so vein.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
I knew I had gone too far when I cheated the convicted gem smuggler. I had crossed the ruby con.
Popeye had just finished plucking a goose when a gust of wind scattered all of the feathers. He said, 'Well, blow me down.'
I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.
That religious fellow fell for the same scam two times in a row. He is a burned again Christian.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
