Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor.
Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job.
If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
The king of diamonds proved hard to deal with.
I was enamoured with the famous Paris art museum. It was Louvre at first site.
My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.
As a drug counselor, I get clients by reeferal.
The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions.
A shotgun is an exhausted rifle.
Is fear of sliced bacon irrational?
The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists.
Global warming campaigners lament the invention of the infernal combustion engine.
The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil.
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
The word 'ovine' means just like ewe.
He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con.
